Crossing The Line!

Friday, 26 June 2009

Today we finally crossed the equator into the southern hemisphere, the realm which King Neptune guards... Infact King Neptune and his bears, policemen and girlfriends all came onboard to welcome the 166 members of the ship's company who were crossing the line for the first time... And also to have a beer! Now, I'm going to write mainly about the events of today (Friday), however Neptune and co were onboard from 2030 the night before (as per naval tradition)... That's about all I'm going to say about the matter- it was very entertaining... At one point yesterday evening, Me and Horse were stood at the foot of our mess ladder, and he said to me "If people outside, at home, could see what we looked like, what we're doing... they'd just think "They're crazy. They've gone absolutely mental". We look like idiots!" If you want to know more, I'm afraid you'll have to email me!

Now, what I can tell you, is that since leaving Cape Verde, there has been nothing but deep blue sea, lots of flying fish, and red hot sun. The sea conditions have been near ideal, but the temperature of the engine rooms has been near 35 degC! My overalls have been going through the laundry quite frequently, soaking wet with sweat. We are currently making our journey south west to Rio De Janeiro, which everyone is massively looking forward to. I am too, but I have something big coming up first. Infact, I won't be onboard ship to update my blog for the next 8 or so days... but when I do, it will be absolutely littered with amazing pictures (hopefully). I've been picked to represent the ship, with 8 others, hiking/trekking 1200 miles through Brazil. I am excited to say the least.
So, back to the ceremony... Today Neptune had every southern-hemisphere-virgin thrown to the bears in their rather jacuzzi-like den that had mysteriously appeared on the flight deck. I tried to retaliate but it only made them more hungry it seemed... Then the ship stopped exactly on the equator, switched off and sat in the water, the officer of the watch called "Hands to Bathe" and we all jumped in to swim across the equator! Some people tried sailing, and paddling about in a little inflatable... fortunately there weren't any sharks about, but the swell in the water was huge, the ship was rolling and swaying quite a lot- you can tell by my photo of the forecastle... Anyway, I conquered my fear of heights and jumped in, the water was lovely and warm. On to 5 o'clock this evening, everyone was out of the water and we recommenced our journey, with another flight deck barbeque in the evening! I couldn't stay though as I had to go on watch at 7.15pm... (yes Jonny and Charlotte, that means I DO work!)... So over the next few days I will be preparing myself with shorts, hiking boots, and everything I need to survive in a hot country for a few days...






Cape Verde Islands

Saturday, 20 June 2009

We made 2 stops in Cape Verde, the first was in the capital "Praia", on the island of Santiago, and the second was in "Mindelo", on the island of Sao Vicente, 200 miles to the north west. Praia was a proper culture shock, being almost 'third world', the place looked like a dump, and very much like a shanty town in some places. But the stokers had organised a department barbeque, and we all travelled in a couple of minbuses down to a beach 10 minutes away, and set up with meat already prepared by the chefs. There were a lot of locals on the beach- and the one thing that was obvious about all of them was how muscley they all were- I mean, they were absolutely ripped! Every single one of them! I guess they must have been down at the beach playing football most of their lives! We watched them playing a football game, and when we'd all suitably stuffed ourselves, we found we had a lot of leftover meat and salad, so invited them all over to eat it! Seeing their faces light up when they realised the food was for them was amazing- we fed the entire beach- about 40 of them in all. And then we had the inevitable beach football match- England Vs. Cape Verde! They won quite easily, but we put in some heavy challenges, showed them what pub football is all about... on grass it would have been a different story... And then, at about 6pm, the light disappeared, the evening closed in within 20 minutes and the place was dark. So we set up a fire and the locals went wild dancing round it, jumping through it, really crazy but really funny! This was about as good a night out as we could have had in Cape Verde. On the way back to the ship, our driver took us through central Praia, and it just isn't a place for tourists. No bars or anything like that- still quite busy with residents, but a lot of gangs hanging out, and you really wouldn't want to be there on your own. I didn't take any photos- thought that was probably a wise decision!

After Praia, back out at Sea for the weekend, I had a chance to lie on the upper deck and soak up some sunshine, write a letter, and then all of a sudden, just THE biggest school of dolphins I think I'm ever likely to see- there must have been over 60 in all- diving in and out of the waves, doing backflips and somersaults... It was absolutely breathtaking to watch! All lasting for just a few minutes as we were travelling quite fast... and hence my poor speed at getting my camera out... is why I only got these shots. But was brilliant to see nevertheless!These shots really don't do justice to what I was seeing. But it was one of those quick moments which I'm sure I won't ever forget!
So, on monday we were in Mindelo, apparantly a more touristy town in Cape Verde, on the island of Sao Vicente. ...yeah right.
OK, so it is more touristy than praia, -it has a beach bar and a few nice looking places around the beach, but as sson as you get more than 5 streets back, all the holidayness disintegrates into a completely different culture- very dusty, the whole town seemed like it was in the process of being rebuilt. Me and Olly signed out 2 of the ship's mountain bikes for the day and went for a bit of culturul exploration... basically aimless cycling with the intention of getting completely lost. This proved to be a daunting idea... You can't describe some of the places in Mindelo as a slum- noone's homeless, there's more than enough homes... it's just the state of them and the lack of a working sanitation system, litter absolutely everywhere... foul odours, wild dogs and cats all over the shop, and then, after what looked like a good morning of shopping, a middle aged woman put her bags down next to us as we were having a quick drink, just to let us know she was EXTREMELY lonely....! Er, time to move on! The further we cycled, the more desolate the land became, and eventually, we seemed to just cycle into a desert. The land was made up of volcanic red dust (copyright Doug Clutterbuck), which was so soft our bikes just couldn't get any grip, and we eventually had to carry them. By this point, it looked like we were on planet Tatooine from Star Wars. (You need to watch Star Wars). Anyway, cut to the end of that story, we got back to Mindelo waterfront on some cobbled roads we found, and avoided being killed by Wookies. Although, we did stop at a market to try out a bit of our haggling nouse.

So I'm at the end of our Cape Verde Islands visit... back onboard ship, and in the morning we set sail for another new place... and I just KNOW that the next update I write shall be quite entertaining!

Tenerife

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

(To see the full size photos, just click on them!)

It's sunny, there is land nowhere to be seen, just the wake of gloucester doing 26 knots, having spent the last 2 days in Tenerife. Last sunday (3 days ago) at sea, the club swinger (Physical training instructor) organised the first flight-deck sports of the deployment: Bucketball. The 2 stokers teams fought hard but lost, but then they didn't have me playing, as I was taking photographs and films... and also getting sunburnt. I then made a not so impressive decision to get my hair cut short... but not as short as it eventually turned out to be. This will become apparant in the photos. (Unfortunately I look a little "special" now... Or ill. Not to worry, I hope to blend my head back to normal over the next few days....)
We docked in Santa Cruz, Tenerife for 2 days, although on the first day I was duty, so couldn't go exploring at all. So I had 1 day in Tenerife basically, and my mission was to explore as much of it as I could. I accumulated a group of 6 of us together, we headed into town, and bought 2 hire cars for £70! We then headed straight for Volcano Teide, which is 3719m high, but we could drive up for the majority of it, and it also provided us with one of the most scenic tours I've ever done. Infact, for when the scenery wasn't absolutely stunning, I was reviewing the hire car as if I was a top gear presenter... anyway, you can see a few of my photos below. I took absolutely hundreds though!
And, it was pretty much the best road I've ever driven on. I just wish I had some nifty sports car and not a Fiat Panda. I am never going to buy a 1 litre car. Ever.

We didn't actually do the whole 3719m, since at the top the air was SO thin I was getting really dizzy and faint. It was icy cold and wet, so we basically walked around the summit for a bit, probably about 3600 metres up. But to get to the top was a very dangerous path. Honest. I'm not a cop-out! And then just when I thought I was getting far enough away from the UK to be completely satisfied, bumped into a couple in their 60s.... from Pompey. It always happens!
On the way down from the volcano, which was a long winding drive, we stopped off for a hamburger in a really picturesque little village called Santiago del Teide- completely deserted of tourists, and then we drove on round to the north side of Tenerife, to Puerto De-la Cruz. I did have a couple of heart-stopping moments in the journey, coping with drivng on the right side of the road... which inevitably led to some bad driving decisions! Nevertheless- Puerto was very nice, quite a holiday resort but not too tourist-y. We then drove back round, stopped at La Laguna, which was a complete dive, and then were back at the ship in Santa Cruz by 11pm. An absolutely brilliant day- only marred by the fact that we appear to have dragged the portsmouth weatherfront with us! For long periods it was all overcast and murky while we were there.

So, onwards I go. Not feeling an ounce of homesickness so far- maybe because of my excitement about everything- maybe because I've pretty much brought my house with me, or perhaps another reason but it means I'm having a whale (-pun, har har) of a time! -and I'm enjoying my job which is always good when you're away for so long. The atmosphere with people onboard is very much more relaxed and everyone was pleased to have a good run ashore in Tenerife.

These panoramic photos were taken at about 2000m half way up the volcano. The other photos are of 5 of us chilling in Puerto De La Cruz, and a long straight road in the middle of a giant volcanic field of rock, above these is the ship alongside in Santa Cruz. The photo below these is Volcano Teide from a level road at about 2000m above sea level.

Here is the 6 nomads wandering round Tenerife in a hire car for the day... (Well no, actually Puns couldn't say no to stopping for a Sangria at an english bar playing english music... we were served by a girl from Oldham. Oh dear). The cap I am wearing is a SLOW NORRIS cap that I bought from a merchandise store in Santa Cruz. Slow Norris are massive in spain these days... Left to right: Puns, Olly, Pat, Chris, Ras and myself (with no hair).


And the last picture is a view back down the cable car line from about 3600m up Volcano Teide.

Time for Barbeque!

Saturday, 13 June 2009

Wahoo! 2 days into deployment, and we're already in tropical uniform (the shorts are hilarious- for those who haven't seen them- I haven't got a photo just yet), and just had a flight deck barbeque in banyan rig! (banyan rig- pirate rig.. anything basically) Here's me enjoying a good cider with Horse...

The weather's warm-ish, but really overcast so haven't seen any sun just yet. Yesterday we transited the bay of Biscay, which for once was smooth and easy-going. Perhaps the first time I've experienced it like that... but didn't stop a lot of lads- especially some of the new faces- feeling sea sick. I'm still excited as ever about everything that's coming up, but already the deployment's decided to be expensive. So far I've set up a direct debit to enter the deployment raffle, a messdeck-beard-growing competition, paid out on the flight-deck barbeque, and had some slightly larger than normal mess bills to pay! I guess I better win the car in the raffle to pay for it all...

On a slightly more painful note, my arms feel like they're about to drop off since I overdid a gym session, and the last couple of nights haven't been easy as i can't lie with my arms straight! I've tried to conceal my pain to avoid the mickey taking though......!

Earlier today I caught wind that dolphins had been sighted, so I armed myself with my armageddon of cameras and camcorders... and missed them completely. But I mean, why!? It's only dolphins!? I guess I'm too excitable right now. I'm sure the Falklands will provide plenty of wildlife moments anyhow!

I haven't worked out a way of getting videos on here yet from the ship, so only photos for now. Here's a load more from this evening's barbeque!



Leaving Portsmouth at last!

Thursday, 11 June 2009

YYEEEAAAAHHHH! Bring it on! Guess where I am? At sea! I don't think I've ever felt so pleased to be at sea! Usually I always want to get back to portsmouth! But after the last few days where the ship has suffered more and more delays- for whatever reason- it's such a relief to actually get away, just in time to make sure we can still fit in the whole program! I don't think I could say any more goodbyes!
My week has been very bizarre, with no real work on as such, just waiting and waiting to go. Having said that, thank you very much to everyone who saw me on sunday or tuesday, or sent me messages over the last few days. Was really nice to have a little send-off!
So, the ship's running smoothly and I'm looking forward to a good 2 hours sleep before I get up for the middle watch (midnight-4am), and am quickly adjusting to sea life. During evening rounds, the XO (executive officer, 2nd in command) made a few points he wanted us to all adhere to about this deployment. Basically, this is a little different to if we were going somewhere like the gulf. We should be able to sink into a decent routine, which wouldn't be the case in other places- therefore, we need to all make our own personal targets and goals individually- something to achieve over the next 6 months... like take up a new hobby, get some qualifications etc... I'm not going to say what mine are, but the gym was absolutely HEAVING with people making the same deployment regime as me earlier, and my plate struggled to keep all it's food on it at dinner! Speaking of dinner, I've never been that impressed with ship's food in the past, but tonight's choice was amazing- roast pork stuffed with garlic, pasta carbonara, beef and mushroom puff pastry pies, boiled potatoes, courgettes, broccoli & cauliflower bake... and loads more! mmmmmmmmm....
Since I seem to be the media man in the mess, I've been taking passport photos of people and printing them out for our "HMS Gloucester ID" passes, but I am wondering how long I will have to wait before I get my best chances of photos... I'll be sure to post them all up on here anyway (if they're good), but here's a photo my Dad took of the ship at 2pm this afternoon as we departed Portsmouth. I was on watch at the time so wasn't on the upper deck to wave goodbye... but, I did sneak up the funnel to have a quick peak out the funnel door to see all the families waving from the round tower... see if you can see me!

Chilling out...

Friday, 5 June 2009

Waiting around for deployment is becoming a lonely business... but with not long left, decided to pop into the Talking Heads in southampton to see not only Jeremy playing trumpet in the band "Jackson & The Spangles" but also Davey Jones playing his own music on guitar- I'm feeling quite proud of the fact I have such a good musician residing in my flat over the next 7 months! Infact, talking of him moving in, only 36 hours before I hand over the keys... and then I'm wondering where to live for the remaining days left...... So anyway, I filmed Davey, and here he is on my youtube site:


Angry Haircut

Monday, 1 June 2009

Just in between packing, thought I'd get a few essentials done first, especially as the temperature has been hitting the dizzy heights of 25 deg C, and if I left this any later, I would have embarrassing white marks around my neck...

Today was another busy day of preparation at work in portsmouth harbour, the ship still a hive of activity- and meanwhile, I got hold of an official article titled "A Sailor's guide to blogging"! So I've learnt a few valuable lessons about what I am allowed to blog- so now instead of telling the world where I am going on this deployment- I have to wait till I've been there before I let anyone know. Probably best that way anyway, since there's no guarantee I'll be anywhere, such is the nature of my job... watch this space!


Oh, and good news, I now have loads of cardboard boxes, after seeing someone chucking them out at a warehouse near my parent's place... what a bit of luck!